If you start hearing everything in auto-tune for the rest of the day,
I take no responsibility for it.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
Hey team! I've been diving deep into the code ocean for the past few
hours, tackling those sneaky race conditions that were threatening our
database. It was quite the crabby situation, but fear not! It's friday
and I've emerged and I'm ready to shell-ebrate with some punny word
additions. 🎉
This commit introduces a shell-shocking array of crustaceans to our word
list. From the lively lobsters to the clever prawns.
Signed-off-by: James Tucker <james@tailscale.com>
Can't have a dupe when the dupe is wrong. Clearly we need to up
our spell checking game. Did anyone say AI?
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
I explained this tails/scales list to my 5yo and he looked at me like
it was the most obvious idea ever. Of course we'd make such lists at
work! What else do grown-ups do all day? And then he wouldn't stop
talking about coelacanths and I had no clue what he was saying or how
to spell it until I asked my phone and the phone apparently understood
me and I realized it was a fish and he was helping me? I think?
Signed-off-by: Brad Fitzpatrick <bradfitz@tailscale.com>
One might argue they have two, but until that hypothesis can be proven
these tails and scales will have to do!
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
This updates all source files to use a new standard header for copyright
and license declaration. Notably, copyright no longer includes a date,
and we now use the standard SPDX-License-Identifier header.
This commit was done almost entirely mechanically with perl, and then
some minimal manual fixes.
Updates #6865
Signed-off-by: Will Norris <will@tailscale.com>
After consultation with Tom, it has been agreed that a vibe, or vibes,
can be felt in different quantifiable measures. That makes a vibe, or
vibes, a scale thus it must be immortalized.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
The cute little salak belongs there. It also evens the odds if tails
start a mutiny against scales. Even though they outnumber scales, they
should still know their place. Behind.
Signed-off-by: Pontus Leitzler <leitzler@gmail.com>
What's better than getting a community request?
A community request from another Charlotte!
Bun and hops!
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
Months upon months I ponder about this,
Adding new words onto our little lists.
Given our integrity I should not have missed,
Including the creatures from folklore and myth.
Carefully curated, many of them hiss,
Don't forget about the ones hiding in the abyss.
Now they are added, I cannot resist,
Searching for more words for me to enlist.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
Captains log. Stardate 100386.37.
Work is proceeding on the Words list as Tailscalars are forced to scavenge for more taily and scaley things.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
There has been a lot of talk about Bees at Tailscale recently, and
naturally, with it being Tailscale, we thought to ourselves:
Do Bees have a tail and/or scales?
Tailscale has a long track record of scientific rigor around the
validity of the inclusions on the tails and scales list, and this time
will be no exception.
Our research has found that Bees, in particular the Honey Bee, produces
wax scales on their abdomens and thus should be included. As for tails;
'Stabby-tails' - Tailscale Employee, 2022
No further justification needed, it will be included.
This change includes Bee in both tails.txt and scales.txt.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
Spell hamster correctly, and add the name of a teeny tiny type of
hamster, the Roborovski dwarf hamster.
Signed-off-by: Charlotte Brandhorst-Satzkorn <charlotte@tailscale.com>
Salamanders also have no scales. I checked the interweb, and there
doesn't seem to be any subspecies that would let us claim that
*some* salamanders are scaley.
But they are tailey, for sure.
Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
Mudpuppies are salamanders, and as such have tails but no scales.
The management apologizes for the error.
Signed-off-by: David Anderson <danderson@tailscale.com>
